Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Lesson in Life



In 1923, who was:
1. President of the largest steel company?
2. President of the largest gas company?
3. President of the New York Stock Exchange?
4. Greatest wheat speculator?
5. President of the Bank of International Settlement?
6. Great Bear of Wall Street?
These men were considered some of the worlds most successful of their day. Now, 80 years later, the history book asks us, if we know what ultimately became of them.

The answers:
1. The president of the largest steel company, Charles Schwab, died a pauper.
2. The president of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson, went insane.
3. The president of the NYSE, Richard Whitney, was released from prison to die at home.
4. The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless.
5. The president of the Bank of International Settlement, shot himself.
6. The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Livermore, also committed suicide.

However, in that same year, 1923, the PGA Champion and the winner of the most important golf tournament, the US Open, was Gene Sarazen.

What became of him? He played golf until he was 92, died in 1999 at the age of 95. He was financially secure at the time of his death.

The moral:
Screw work. Play golf.

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Sunday, January 11, 2009

Apple had move up another level!

First they came up with the iTune which hits the music industry, and the iPod to complement it, then came the iPhone which revolutionize the smart phones; before the creations of portable iGadgets players. And then again MacBook Air for heavy mobile interneteers which rock the world again in Macworld.

Today, they are hitting the world with its MacBook Wheel!!! Using a touch wheel to do all your computing work. Check out the video.

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Are you getting one?

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Saturday, January 10, 2009

Cats Play

Lately 've been surfing the website alot. There's alot of interesting stuffs from DannyChoo.com and facebook. ^.^

During my younger years, my dad usually record cartoons for me. Cartoons like Tom & Jerry, Transformers, Bugs Bunny (Looney Tune), Woody Woodpecker, Mickey Mouse and Friends, Chip & Dale and many more! I still remember, every weekdays 5.30pm I would definitely switch on RTM1. For Saturday and Sunday, the house TV will definately be on from 8.00am to 12.00pm, 4 hours non-stop cartoon marathon. Astro was not out yet at that time and we don't have 3D animations like now. But still, cartoons are fun! ^.^

But now! Now is different, if you still remember Thundercats... It's the movie trailer ! And it's coming this Summer (June)...



...NOT!

Now I still watch cartoons alot. But most of them are Japanese Animations. Will review more of those that I've watched and watching. ^.^ Till then, Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats!

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Saturday, January 3, 2009

A Joke: The Famous Chinese Detective

Plucked this joke from Jokes4all.net. Kinda funny. Enjoy~

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone.

A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir,
You leave house.
I watch house.
He come to house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
I fall off tree.
I not see.

No fee, Chen Lee.

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